Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Surly Brewing's Darkness Day '12: Camping in an Office Park Never Felt So Good


And so the day came to descend upon the sleepy office park where Surly Brewing, the infamous MN brewery that produces ales about as hard to come by as a unicorn in some states, hang their hats (and beanies, fedoras, and other cool-kid headwear). YES, a la LMFAO.
My brother moves well for a a relatively husky guy. Chalk one up to a few slivers of athletic prowess but more so to his desire to drink the sweet nectar known as Darkness. Like a first kiss, that initial sip sinks into the brain never to be forgotten. Unless, like some revelers, you chase the long night of camping and strong beer sharing by cracking the orange wax seal and falling in love with the abyss-colored brew. Then you're on your own.
What can one really say about a scene such as Darkness Day? Tents, fire pits, grills, mittens and the ever-present tasting glass of Beer A-Z were just the obvious elements visible as we drove past the congregation of beer geeks and that rare attractive woman thrown in the mix to keep us curious. Never hate on a hot chick, they probably make the world go 'round. And the deep pockets of Donald Trump, of course. We all know our American History X, after all.
My Walrus Arc-3 tent was easy to pitch as we found a spot nestled against concrete, brick and conifers reminiscent of Charlie Brown's plucky li'l Christmas Tree. A shield from rowdy beer geeks was essential as we were accompanied by my brother's girlfriend. She likes a multitude of cool things-- beer, sports, traveling (and apparently my brother) but is less enthusiastic about handsy 40-something dudes pawing at her tresses and attention.
Minnesota Nice is kind of make believe. We are, in fact, a passive-aggressive state quite skilled in the art of acting the part. At Surly, however, genuine niceness was easy to come by and hard to forget. People shared elusive finds such as DFH's World Wide Stout, Founder's Kentucky Breakfast Stout, Pliny Elder + Younger, you name it. Walking the trail up to the main gate and vending area outside of the Surly HQ, one was sure to pass friendly faces alit with warm fires and cold beer. A community of like-minded, buzzed-semi drunk folks all waiting for their piece of the proverbial pie usually ends with the personification of hospitality.
In the end, we bought our fill of six bomber bottles apiece, made some friends, shared and traded some beer, lived it up and slept it off. What we will all remember most is the community, the cold and the success that could later be poured and savored.
I love beer. However, I love the people I choose to crack special bottles with even more. Props to Omar and Surly for making it an event I will attend as long as these knees don't become allergic to the cold and the hipsters from Mpls-St. Paul don't migrate NW to the fabled grounds at Surly Brewing.
P.S. Stay tuned for beer reviews and writing centered around the sights, sounds and suds of the craft beer world.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Loso's Mainstreet Pub <> Saint Joseph, MN <> 2.5.2011

UPDATE: I was banned from Loso's after an altercation with a drunk employee. While sharing a few pitchers with a friend, he approached us and said "Either stop talking to any woman here or get the fuck out of my bar." We laughed, opted out of fighting the Miley Cyrus-sized douche bag and ended up getting banned by former friend and current lead barkeep, Will. Who hates a pacifist? Blah.
Loso's Mainstreet Pub (referred to as "The Middie" because of it's location between the La Playette and Sal's Bar, respectively) is hands down the best bar in Saint Joseph, MN.

The ceiling retains the smokey hues of a simpler time while the well-used pool tables and dart boards add some sport to a night of drinks for the unique blend of regulars the bar draws. College students and locals alike swing in throughout the week for drink specials, Nordeast on tap and good tunes courtesy of the juke box. The Top 40 hits do not get much air time at this joint but instead lots of stellar music adds to the ambiance-- Brand New, My Morning Jacket, The Knife, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeroes... the list goes on.

If this bar were to be dropped into the heart of Uptown in Minneapolis it would become a hipster hang-out within a week. However, sleepy Saint Joe aids the bar in maintaining a welcoming, relaxed atmosphere devoid of jerks in pre-stressed denim and Affliction shirts. Let's hope that trend continues to hold indefinitely.

On any given night (such as the Saturday I swung in with my friend Eric), the crowd is equal parts serious drinkers, college students and bachelor or bachelorette party attendees. Sometimes raucous and sometimes somber, the Middie is always a haven for those looking for a little elbow room and a lot of fun. Laid back, personable Will and the other bar tenders will keep your glass full and your heart happy!

Ratings
Price - 9/10 ($8 Nordeast and Leinie's pitchers!)
Selection - 8/10 (solid selection of tap beers and LOTS of liquor)
Ambiance - 9/10 (the way a bar SHOULD feel)
Bonus - 6/10 (+ for pool and darts; - for no live music capability, Big Buck Hunter or food options BUT with Gary's Pizza & Bo Diddley's Subs right around the corner, I forgive them on that one)